It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic and he cares about you deeply.
how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people like to have soft feet and dicks to geez.
It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.
(Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)
I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”
I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for treasure
Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his
Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence
It’s a cry for help. He had removed the evidence for years.
It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?
I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture
I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.
You have to close your eyes to hear it though
