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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    That’s really not fair to mayonnaise.

    • linuxgator@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip.

      • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
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        I concur

  • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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    It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance.

    • swag_money@lemmy.world
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      if someone doesn’t have control over it, like their appearance, I think it’s a dick move to make fun of them :p

      • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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        It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion.

    • grayman@lemmy.world
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      Pft… Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair… I don’t think we’re making fun of her giant forehead.

      • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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        I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person’s appearance. I don’t care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things.

        • grayman@lemmy.world
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          Well that’s certainly an opinion.

          So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

          I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

          • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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            So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

            I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren’t funny.

            I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

            What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you’re free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you’re not a very good person for doing so.

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    That’s one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen.

    • Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    This is it. This is my “old man moment”, because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.

    • lesnout27@feddit.de
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      Me neither

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

    • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
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      You speak the truth

    • Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu
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      What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

  • Heydo@lemmy.world
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    “What hairstyle would you like?”

    Bucket.

  • MycoBro@lemmy.world
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    Why isn’t this racist?

    • shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      it’s not about skin color it’s about being a weirdo

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Why do you feel it is?

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        I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

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          If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.

          Nutella?

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            Guaranteed, post a black person and say “if Nutella was a person” you’d get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard

            Edit: I’d love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn’t act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk “he said a color word” reaction? I think I know the answer… do you?

            • Cinner@lemmy.worldB
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              More “if fried chicken was a person” with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn’t do beet dirty like that)

              mayo is a “white people thing” according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don’t remember.

              nope it’s mayo. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-black-people-dont-eat-mayo-mayonnaise-is-a-white-people-food-come-from/852662

            • LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml
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              Well , thing is its different to hit downward from a pile of corpses, history and current rascist hegomony and not doing it.

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    did someone slip this from fox news HR?

  • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz
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    Looks like that alien chick from “Mars Attacks!”

  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    I thought mayonnaise was an instrument

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Is this a real person?

    • Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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      … with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn’t it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks … off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.

  • Digital_man@lemmy.one
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    More like the avatar of ranch.

    • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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      Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

      That thing scares us

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    What is the actual shape of this person’s head?

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      ever play with Lego?

    • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%

    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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      You from Holland?

      • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
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        Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂

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          Removed by mod

          • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
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            How do you think we season our food exactly?

            • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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              Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp.

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                We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done?

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                  (It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.)

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              • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
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                We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea.

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    Why do I agree???

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