I used to get this but the hypertension came to balance me out.

Man, I wish I could be there, celebrate twice as hard for me.

I’m getting to watch my kids grow up, nothing beats that.

Traveling for work is wack, been doing it for 15 years, it’s hardly ever fun and mostly lonely.

Shhh, don’t tell him, ignorance is bliss.

it makes sense to someone like me who is not a dev but works with coding at times, I don’t get the experience to be quick with it.