I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back

Meta

The only H in that heroin was for homeopathy

Reminds me of the self aware board game commercial family on Community.

I never liked talking to a therapist. I never could connect and get past this is their job, they don’t really care. When LLMs became available for dev projects a few years back I thought there would be potential in this space but considering how much sycophancy the models express these type of applications seem legitimately dangerous.

This bill appears to add a lot of administrative strain on the school systems and will likely add to the burn out a lot of professionals in that field are feeling. Like a lot of these type of bills it seems pretty toothless though, not a lot in the ways of penalties for non compliance and the new language about ice doesn’t go into effect until 2031.

You must not live in CO

Will it make the 480x720 videos I watch on my 4K tv look twice as good?

Windows machines make great Linux devices. Hope your gf likes her new Ubuntu laptop :)

Nah, I know I’m poor. I suggest the cut off is between purchasing economy and comfort+ seats for a flight. /s

Are any of us really waiting for it to get better at this point or do we just want to have to stop paying rent/going to work?

Now? Doesn’t M$ still release the “S” mode version of Windows that only allow downloads via their “official App Store”?

Also Science: “everything revolves around the earth and if you say different we‘ll burn you”

Me, climbing up out of the weekday pit of despair directly into the weekend pit of despair.

It looks like when you take the loaf out of the grocery bag and it’s kinda dented so you let it sit on the counter to get its shape back.

You really think education reform is going to win out over creating a giant pool of uneducated serfs for Jeff‘s warehouses? I would give anything for your sense of optimism, honestly.

In, out, in, out, select, start

It’s when it’s A, B, then C with subway surfers on full blast for the rest of the meal then yeah the vibe sucks and I wish I wasn’t sitting near your kid.

Yes, thankfully now M$ serves ads in the start screen, priorities cloud saves over the bare metal on the machines s/hdd, captures images of every task a user performs, and controls when the user can use the PC through automatic updates. The future is 🤩

Despite all my rage