https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed

what are you looking for? heavy? brutal? melodic? symphonic? fast? slow? “metal” could include dozens of distinct sounds e.g. death, black, doom, thrash, speed, math–and on and on, with each of those divisible into even more subgenres

“relate” is the problem term in this scenario. when someone’s dad dies in a car accident and you say “my dad died fighting nazis” that isn’t “relate” that’s one-upping

when someone royally fucks up at work and you say “yea, i did the same thing. and here i am still,” THAT’S relating.

it’s not about making people feel like their situation isn’t bad, it’s about communicating that you understand. even if you don’t really

blames pirates in the headline

goes on to say how it’s, yet again, actually an AI problem

vance doesn’t have the capability to be the cult leader trump is. he’s a fucking joke (not to say trump isn’t). he’ll be torn to shreds, not just by normal people, but by troompa loompas as well. the people who fellate cardboard cutouts of trump are so fucking stupid that they have zero problem with trump having an immigrant wife, but big problem with vance having an immigrant wife.

there might be some other reality in the multiverse where i actually pity vance and his inevitably terrible future-- but it isn’t this one

trump is a bully who, for some fucking reason beyond the horizon of my comprehension, people are afraid of. vance is a fucking potatofaced punching bag who literally no one cares about, let alone is scared of.

maybe wishful thinking, but my single shred of hope lies in the implosion/evaporation of the GOP when trump finally fucking croaks and people are shitting on his grave

tbf it’s not hard to convince hayseed chucklefuck trumplings that regulations which exist to protect them are a bad thing because they cost money. we had condo buildings collapsing and people dying WITH regulations.

when bridges start collapsing left and right, they’ll blame drag queens and the maga trumpistan patriots will lap it up like hogs at the trough

#6, except 9pm. getting shitfaced enough to make all the bad decisions before blacking out at dawn loses its luster after your 20s. by your 40s you’re just done with all that nonsense

you’re joking, but “choice paralysis” is a real thing and actually makes people feel worse about their choices than if they had fewer options to choose from

https://youtu.be/VO6XEQIsCoM yes it’s a ted talk, but from back before they turned to shit

nah fuck that. in my family gatherings, i announce the food is ready so come and get it, and they all sit around flapping their face holes for another 20 minutes. i’m fucking eating. not my fault if your food is cold

wait, is this real life? are we financing shitty pizza now?

it doesn’t take a quantum computer to come to the logical conclusion that the human species is the worst thing that ever happened, or will ever happen, to this planet. maybe the universe

going to look great with accumulated hand dirt spots and mold

i’m calling the police

it’s like every southern state is in a furious competition to be the worst place on the planet

wErE gOnNa BuY gReEnLaNd, aNd THEYRE gOnA pAy FoR iT

or doing absolutely nothing to stop or question him.

this is what i just can’t wrap my head around… they’ve had four years to do something about this fucking thing, instead of the absolutely fucking nothing they’ve been doing the whole time

former coworkers. everyone was like um wtf you can’t be serious when they announced it. and just like everyone predicted, the marriage lasted less than a year. severest case of “you don’t see red flags when you’re wearing rose colored glasses” i’ve ever seen

i went to a wedding once where the pastor took the whole hour-long ceremony to bash gayness

then the ‘reception’ was breakfast lol

followed by some lame “dating game” between the bride & groom vs the oldest couple in attendance

no booze, no music, no dancing

any future invitations are going in the trash if any of the above elements are going to be involved

i like the butt’ry biscuit base