That alien doesn’t even have a numeral for 4, so it wouldn’t have a word for it either. If it speaks English, uses base 4, and uses the same words we do for numbers, it would sound like this when counting rocks: “One, two, three, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, twenty…”. But when it says “twelve”, it means the same thing as when we say “six”.

The joke: In any base X, the Xth number is always the first number to require a second digit. Base 4 goes 1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,etc. Base 7 goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,etc.

No, ma’am, we at DoorDash do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.

Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

I saw tubgirl 🤮

A little lower, Li, but close enough!

If you have time to lean, you gave time to clean 🧹🐈‍⬛

I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

Just alert

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

I don’t purr when my cat wakes me up. He should take a hint.

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Oh like that circle hasn’t heard that one a million times 🙄

Epstein distraction

Americans will put up with a lot, but the extrajudicial killing of white people would be a bridge too far for most

Plumbus®GO

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

Yeah the Christmas version is the “Perform Baby Jesus’ Bris By Yourself!” package.

Is there anything in Christianity that says the Bible is done being written? Can a new prophet emerge in our time, and, channeling the Word of God, add Trump’s story to the Bible in a 67th book? (Maybe this is why the 6-7 meme was revealed in our time and nobody knows where it came from!)?