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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product […]
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    Have they tried their butthole?

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      Per the article… yes

      We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

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      Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

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