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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago

Chemistry Jokes

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Chemistry Jokes

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    Old Chemists never die. We just fail to react.

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    Na.

    I’m too salty

  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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    What is the joke here? Im stupid

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      Barium is a chemical element.

      Say it aloud and it sounds like, “Bury 'em”.

      ETA: I’m not sure who that is in the picture. A little help, please?

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        That was my guess, that it’s pronounced similarly to something else, but I didn’t know how to pronounce Barium in English. Wikipedia says it’s bɛəriəm/BAIR-ee-əm I wouldn’t pronounce “bury em” that way, but I know my pronunciation is not good. I speak like the Hungarians in the Monty Python sketch “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook”. These kind of jokes don’t work on me.

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        It’s Drake in the picture but I’m not sure why

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    If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

  • triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml
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    One atom says to the other “I think I’ve lost an electron!”

    “Are you sure?”

    “I’m positive”

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