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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/BryTupper on 2024-11-19 23:51:55+00:00.
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Fuck it.
No no, fuck it first, then press 2
0 for the operator. I want to talk to someone about all this bullshit before eventually pressing 2.
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1 - selfishly, I have been truly happy for the first time in an extremely long time and I want to see where this happiness is leading me. I’ve been waking up excited to see what happens next. I don’t want to miss the ending; I’m hoping it’ll have a fulfilling conclusion.
However, from a more objective standpoint, we don’t know who else is out there in our universe. Pressing the lever because of the shitshow here on Earth is also a selfish act as you may be ending the lives of an incalculable number of intelligent species just because humanity is having a “No Good, Very Bad Day”.
- This might be the only universe that has cats.
3 - Erase it all.
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Tap tap 1,2,1,2
1, because I’m not an omnicidal maniac for the bit.
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According to my calculations, the mandate is now clear.
