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farty_mcfartface@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 years ago

how am i still single?

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how am i still single?

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farty_mcfartface@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 years ago
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    The girls in the class will figure themselves out eventually

    • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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      Do you like Rust? Are you enjoying distro hopping? Boy do I have news for you!

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      i scrolled down waiting for a joke like this, but this completely exceeded my expectations!

  • Anders429@lemmy.world
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    Who on earth decided to leave the projector on while they took the group photo?

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      And why did no one in the group think to turn it off, like the guy in the middle who appears to be staring directly into the projector light.

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        I’m sure he thought about it. Probably thinking “how does no one realize this is awful. Someone should do something”

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        You racist! They are ogars!

    • GitProphet@lemmy.sdf.org
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      enhanced photosynthesis

  • pterencephalon@lemmy.world
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    And for me, as one of the few women in my CS program: plenty of opportunities, and plenty of douchebags.

    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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      Back in my day the saying was: The odds are good but the goods are odd!

      • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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        And just like programming: I’m going to copy this line and pretend it’s mine!

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        If they were just odd they’d have a lot more success because you kind of have to be odd to be good at CS.

        It’s more the rapey, incely, tendency to see women as a different and incoherent species that has the women in CS either walking around with their hackles raised all the time or quietly slipping out the back door.

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    Girls don’t wanna work in CS because CS boys always be treating the class like a hookup scene. And it’s not every boy, but if there’s 2 girls and 20 boys in the class, and 10% of the boys are being creeps, then you’ve already got a problem.

    Parents have gotta stop teaching their sons to see class as a dating opportunity. On campus, sure, but not in the classroom.

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    And now you know why programmer socks are a thing.

    • monobot@lemmy.ml
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      Go to Yoga and dance classes.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    You realize there are other departments, right? The archaeology and art history students are just as nerdy and horny.

  • suckaduck@lemmy.world
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    I see plenty opportunities!

  • apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social
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    You could get a boyfriend, at least

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    Yo that guy’s shirt looks like the pornhub logo

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