If it was me being taking away I would tell the person “take the knowledge, build clean energy on this planet! Trust me, that’s totally worth one person! Especially if that person is my lazy ass!”
Hey now, you’re not getting a free escape from this dump that easily.
You get back down here right now 🦀
And then the recipient of the knowledge realizes the problem was never the technology, it’s the incentive structure of the system.
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I would assume that ALL the knowledge in the universe would include how to get my friend back from Gax.
Or the knowledge that you can’t.
Can we pick the friend?
If any alien wants to take me away from you, let them. Fuck earth! I’m off to GORP GORP!!!
The first one is a bit unfair since they don’t say what they’re planning to do with the 100,000 people. Even when things are doing well generally, there will always be people who would jump at the chance to get off the planet and start anew.
The second one sounds like heaven if the internet access includes a good gaming PC and way to get games on it.
I mean, they start with “we come seeking mates.” Sex is implied, though it could be sex slavery, could be a death after sex thing, but there are fetishes for that too, and she got the signups on a fetish site. Seems fair to me, unless you mean the judgement of the Aliens. Maybe asking more questions is part of the test.