I wanna add fulfilling work and get me the fuck away from fascism please.
Chili (without beans) and cheddar cheese. I’ll miss not having onions but I can live without.
Or mustard and sauerkraut.
this thread has far too much ketchup and not nearly enough sauerkraut. everyone goes ga-ga over kimchi (cause asian and therefore exotic) but sauerkraut gets no love smdh.
Your parents: “We are proud of you to the same extent that we are proud of ketchup”
two more hotdogs
Immortality pill and a pill that can kill someone who is immortal (for when I get bored).
Edit: Properly labeled!
Fuuuck immortality, give me neverending youth. I wanna die at some point, but don’t wanna degrade into old, creepy guy.
And one keeping a well over the best by date pill at that.
There’s not much you can do about the old part, but you definitely don’t have to become creepy.
Does chili count as one thing? And cheese.
Or mayo and relish.
Or mayo and dijon mustard.
Or chipotle mayo and caramelized onions.
Is ketchup sweeter than it used to be? I can’t stand it anymore.
ketchup is as it always was, you grew up and got adult tastes. people who need to slather everything in ketchup haven’t caught up yet.
Ketchup has no place on a hotdog. Mustard is the gold standard. Chili, cheese, dijon, and caramelized onions are all acceptable. Tomatoes, pepperoncini, sauerkraut, and pickles are also OK. I have never heard of mayo on a hotdog, is that a Canadian thing or something? I am thinking Canada because they put it on their fries.
Chicago makes the best hotdog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog
What if what you want to do is be elitist about hot dog condiments?
