Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
Everything is either carbon, water or both
I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
Much of the plant body is carbon from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
Show carbobs
I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.
Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.
It’s vegetables all the way down.
Works for me.
Transitive af
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more
i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed
you’re a little cheesy tho
Possibly doughy and saucy, too.
Yet
I think that makes you a “humanitarian”.
If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.
If the vegans consent, you’re still vegan.
Schrodinger’s
ceatThat’s… that’s not how it works!
Human meat is vegan
I’d say only if it’s consensual.
Oh, you’re such a well mannered cannibal!
Not if said humans eat seafood.
Be mindful of the veganibals
Shrodinger’s cannibal.
You are what you eat…
and so is your poop
