Who am I to judge the will of Darwin’s Fury?
They’re the lucky ones, not having to deal with *motions in the general direction of everything*
I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.
Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they’re attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks “Is Butterbean okay?”
I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it’s perfect.
That is a net gain
Conversely, let’s spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
Can’t forget its pseudo-predecessor America’s Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.
as much as this show and subsequent movies were instrumental in my interest in physical comedy, thank god those men never bred.
Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.
Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.
Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.
I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.
You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.
Are there cuts of the show or movie without all the shit or puking?
I think you should just watch something else
