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This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media
No, but social media is happy to use him.
Fucking legend
I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped
(Im a living Markov chain)
Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed
It’s fucking great isn’t it. I love when people watermark random shit.
normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”
It isn’t normalized? So your telling me I’m weird?
Nah, people ask me that all the time.
edit: and, by “all the time,” I mean “whenever I spend a few minutes around someone new.”
Do you really want to hear the answer?
maybe they’d get the hint and just cease
Maybe, but you have more to loose than to gain
I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.
You can indirectly tell them by putting your headphones on when they start to talk.
This is the most reddit post imaginable
Fits here on Lemmy Shitpost then
I’m a talkative person and also quite shy at times! I’ve been called both quiet and too loud/too much.
It happens. I don’t feel the need to put them down as I didn’t think that was their intent to do so to me.
Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.
Speak softly and bomb Arasaka
Speak softly and kung fu kick Elrond Half-elven
Twice.
Walk softly and carry a big gun.
(I’ve been playing too much DoW)
