What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Real intelligent input sir.
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Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.
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I’d have gay sex with her
Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.
Not if she keeps voting Republican
Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?
I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.
Yeah. That’s essentially it.
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Is wiping your arse gay?
Definitely. You’re gay just for asking.
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
I’ve got another…
What about when you’re out shopping and you’re unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife’s box of tampons/panty liners?
Does that make you gay??
I guess you’re already gay at that point for unloading the trolley
Exactly. You’re in the grocery store for something other than beer? Gay.
And that ignores the fact that just buying feminine products makes you Uber-Queer.
I have an other.
What if you are in a manly bar drinking manly beer. And you strike up a manly conversation with an other man about lumberjacking or something. And when you talk about sharpening your manly axe, you accidentally touch their hairy hand. Which causes your piercingly manly gazes to lock like the door on a sportscar.
So you start talking about WWE and show each other how to perform a death grip with your arms tightly around each other. Then you want to test the strength of their lips, by giving them a manly kiss. And you carry them like a firefighter into a toilet stall to compare your manly leather underwear.
And you end up fucking the shit out of each other.
Is that gay?
