Animal! Always Animal!
The yep yep aliens
Uh huh
MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.
…mm mm. Nope nope nope.
Uncle Deadly. Though I’d also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.
Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.
Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.
Ohhh, I didn’t know that was a choice!
Swedish Chef.
Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up
I’ve got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.
I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop…
Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks
Elmo, if only for the recent hate he’s gotten from right winged idiots.
Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where
“Wocka wocka”
Animal
Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder
Fozzie “Wacka wacka”
Yeah, it’ll have to be animal, definitely.
Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.
Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah
