FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGod's thicc juicy assmander.xyzimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squareFiniteBanjo@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-24 days agoMichaelangelo gave them all thick juicy asses and a cardinal complained to the pope to make him paint clothes over all the people in heaven and hell. Michaelangelo was so pissed he painted the cardinal in as King Minos at the gates of hell “to judge all their sins”.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoAccording to the Pope’s biographer, when the guy complained about his depiction the Pope said “My jurisdiction extends only to Heaven, not to Hell. In Hell you must remain.”
Michaelangelo gave them all thick juicy asses and a cardinal complained to the pope to make him paint clothes over all the people in heaven and hell.
Michaelangelo was so pissed he painted the cardinal in as King Minos at the gates of hell “to judge all their sins”.
According to the Pope’s biographer, when the guy complained about his depiction the Pope said “My jurisdiction extends only to Heaven, not to Hell. In Hell you must remain.”