I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
That joke shows your age, how many gen z’ers would give an odd look? 😂
I’m 40, and wouldn’t know what he meant BECAUSE I know what a fax machine is, and how it’s used.
You mean you fax PlayBoy as well?
Me either.
Lol
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Take the Browns to the Superbowl
Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.
Skate park if there’s no water.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.
“Gotta use the sandbox”
Found the cat.
Honk out a dirt snake
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
I gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
LMFAO! 😂🤣
Not exactly related, but I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this…
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
It’s been 5 hours, were you successful?
I’ve got shit to do
Lay a sewer pickle
My favorite is, “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I’ll be back in awhile.”
I do believe you’ll enjoy this tune…
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
