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Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

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I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

All fart and no shit is Sunak!

Can’t wait for the next elections so we can vote a different liar in, maybe 1 with a spine.

Yeah exactly - let’s not get things twisted here. The being blown out of the sky by AA and the crash are 2 entirely separate situations involving the same plane that happened close together, that’s all. Yep.

I left the living room window open for 5 minutes for fresh air… Fucken ten cent was sat on the sofa enjoying my coffee, petting my fucken dogs be time I came back.

I thought as soon as I opened it are they trying to look sexy to Google and how easy they can adapt or something

I never thought I’d witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!