Personally, no. You’re barely an adult at that point. If you have the privilege of a disposable income at thirty, splurge and enjoy yourself. Treat yourself to new experiences.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You will read this first

And you will read this last

And then you will read this

Then this one

Did I do it right?

Just scrub them out with a pipe cleaner from time to time you’ll be fine

We’re investigating private companies for bias now? Are Truth Social and Fox News next??

Sometimes, as I approach middle-age, a desire to have kids creeps into my fantasies. And then something like this comes along and snuffs that desire out.

On a separate note, that batman suit is dope.

That’s one of my all time favorites. The combat is just so polished and satisfying and the graphics are incredibly beautiful.

I just started getting into Deadlock and that was the last game I played in 2024. However, I only played for about an hour. Before that, in the same afternoon I played Foxhole for about four hours and Balatro for two.

Vacation ends the moment I put my phone down and go to sleep… It was a good time.

Edit: Ah I forgot we played Jack Box at the party I went to leading up to midnight. Does that count?

“We wanted to live. We had no combat experience. We were just ordinary working people from villages”

This is the cost of war. Everyday people going about their lives with friends and family having their time on this world upended and cut short, all at the whim of some asshole putting their own ambition before the livelihood of others.

It’s times like these that I wonder whether perhaps God is real and is just laying low so they can troll us with shit like this. That’s probably what I would do (after erasing world hunger, cancer, tuberculosis, etc. from existence).

Me: One?

Optometrist: Wrong! How dare you! Get out of my sight!

Lol I didn’t notice this was the Onion at first and genuinely thought this was real.

I suspect the kind of people who eat Snickers when they’re hungry are the same kind of people who drink Coke as their morning pick-me-up.

Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

It’s called a junk drawer and as far as I am aware it’s an inevitability. However, I will say it’s odd that you have utensils in there. Most junk drawers I’ve encountered are filled with random crap that rarely if ever gets used.

Elon has a lot of money, therefore people listen to him, therefore he knows everything about anything he pleases.

These clowns have no idea they’re so out of touch with everyday Americans

Thoughts and prayers!

I’ll gladly swap citizenship with any Canadian! Come and claim your coverage by our wonderful privatized healthcare system! No take backsies

Oh there are many of us across the political spectrum that are aware of how our two party system fails us. For the record, I don’t expect things to be different but in light of how bad things are it’s hard not to get my hopes up especially when there’s a good chance at meaningful change.

Many of us are becoming further and further disillusioned with our political system. However, things are changing slowly. Municipalities are introducing ranked choice voting systems and there are efforts to expand that to the state level. Maybe someday we’ll put this mess behind us.