Those pesky front panel headers! As someone with big hands I know the struggle

Mann gegen mann is the best gay anthem made by a heterosexual, change my mind

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn’t self identify as a 90’s kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I’m nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

Iron Maid

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

His roast is ruined!

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever