Why not?

Sounds like it’s already time for another!

Really interesting read.

Finally

You mean the unions that voted for him?

Spitting fire.

You mean they didn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps? Why didn’t they just cut out avocado toast for the next 200 years?

Agnostic?

Seventh-Day Adventist

I’m a physician, and I shop at Dollar Tree almost daily. Only chumps pay more than they have to.

I just hope it’s only 4 years.

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Every day I agree with the Joker more.

For your phone? On iOS, the most popular Bible app doesn’t have ads.

I wonder how much power they produce.

Not better than American assassins, though.

To be fair, so does everybody else.

Got me

Probably More accurate to say it has an infinite number of edges

A circle has an infinite number of corners.