My favorite creative store branded Dr Pepper is Kroger’s The Fizzicist.

Evacuate

No talks or plans to try to rebuild any critical infrastructure destroyed by the Zionists. I wonder why… 🤔

You know who else we can’t see?? But you push whatever bullshit you want because him we should believe. 😮‍💨

I can hear their battle cry now.

“Elon’s bae! Elon’s bae!”

Looks like they’re about to be hit by an immersion blender.

If only they weren’t into avocado toast and coffee, this wouldn’t be a problem. /s

This is Google out doing itself. You couldn’t write this shit.

Please don’t jump to conclusions. Let’s wait for them to investigate themselves first. We have to give them the benefit of the doubt, regardless of what our eyes, ears, common sense, and reality tell us.

Never knew I had so much in common with the narwhal.

It was foretold.

What? Are you too good for some authentic Italian paste-a?

Gemini can’t do a damn thing. It’s completely useless as a digital assistant. It can’t even play music on YouTube Music. Who thought it would be a good idea to replace the Google Assistant with this?

There is no Hamas in the West Bank. This is murder of innocent children by an oppressive occupier. It has been happening for decades without any international action.

WAR CRIMES!!!

Dude…

💰💰💰💰

Anyone who never got a chance to use Google Now back in the day really missed out! One of Google’s most useful products to date. It would provide you with the most useful/timely information before you even knew you needed it. Word is, it was so useful that people stopped needing to actively use Google’s services to get the info they needed so they scrapped it. Bastards.

They’re called isolinear chips.

GOD DAMN MONGORIANS!!!