Then, Kim Jong Un continued stuffing his face with copious amounts of food in lieu of feeding his hungry citizenry.

He was the Bill Cosby of Congress. “Do these napkins smell like chloroform to you…?”, classic Gaetz.

Same/same

Was Nestor his “adopted son” involved?

In related news, Denali vows to rename Trump, Drumpf

The $upremely Courted

He was born a blob fish though.

Ted’s dad was born in Cuba

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and clearly ran for United States President in 2016. I remember.

*Stutterer of the House

TLDR: Elon is Trump’s boss, just confirmed by Elon.

Disgusting couple

The UK: “No thank you, we’re all set”

Putin it in reverse

If guano smells amazing, then YES!

Those who purchase other peoples’ ideas are not innovative themselves

Exactly

I know, right? I was like, “who’s this Trump dude they’re talking about?”

President Elon is gonna be pissed at little poor plebeian Bannon.

Or the last

Since when did the “Justice” Department start giving a shit about anything?