IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

I saw “department store sale” and thought this was a strike over something very different

Not to mention that the food stylists create something that isn’t even edible. They frequently use things that aren’t food to make it look more palatable onscreen.

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

Man, the Bradys haven’t aged well.

See, Russia? That’s how you land on the moon!

Lol the more I learn about humanity, the worse it gets

History teacher here. He is technically not wrong. Eventually, history will forget Stalin. It just won’t be in my lifetime, or anytime in the next several hundred (thousand?) years.

I mean, humanity will go extinct eventually.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Isn’t chupacabra from the Caribbean though?

There’s also the film Soylent Green (1973), though that isn’t lab-grown human tissue

I’m well aware of how screwed I got… I’m hoping that in the next year or so I’ll be able to re-litigate with a different lawyer. I was so desperate to get out of that marriage, I took some bad advice.

My biggest problem is that my life hasn’t been the most stable since I left her. The sick amount of money I have to give her every month certainly hasn’t helped.

Uhhh, I’m a Xennial and this hits hard. I am basically paying for her mortgage with the amount of money I have to give my ex every month. She has always had zero ambition, so I was always getting raises, and by the time we split, our finances were in two very different places, so the court said I have the luxury of paying her monthly just to be rid of her.

Chill. He’s wearing a medieval tunic.

It’s likely because the fixes all would impinge on the rights of his constituents–and by that I mean, the rights of his major corporate donors to make money.

I’ll be right over!

Mmmmm… raw chicken… 🤤