‘What’

Just here to let you all know that mine is currently 1. Living in the middle of nowhere has its benefits, at times

Eh, if he’s already saying it, might as well make it true

‘nothing of value’ - I think purplepuppy was suggesting that people/migrants/human lives have value

Brilliant, thank you

Thank you, good detective work

Looking for a new, non-shot phone. Can anyone ID the one on the left?

That was a big question during the trial, too

I’ll refer you to unexpctedkeg’s comment

Because the cost of the app to do that isn’t $60 a year.

In my experience, English humour is also dry, sarcastic and/or satirical, it seems to be American humour that doesn’t pick up on the dry jokes.

But yeah, also the language barrier hits hard.

Plus the ‘legitimate interests’ of 3rd parties

I saw a tall man in a leather jacket in a supermarket and ran up and hugged him because all tall men in leather jackets are my dad. 5 year old me forgot that he was passed out at home from some drug/alcohol concoction so how could he be in the shop?

Traumatised me for life.

POV used correctly. Nice

What happened at age 5?

Sincere question: would a baggy coat or rain mac be acceptable on the outside, since it still disguises the figure?

Also, if you’re out and about and wearing a coat underneath but then decide that you’re too hot, what’s the best way to remove it whilst keeping your modesty?

What’s 20? 100? 1000?

Yes, because no other country experiences famine

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