Where else am I supposed to store them?

Run the Jewels

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn’t you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel…

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

Sarah Jessica Parker!

That was once true, but I am now very skeptical of that with on-device processing that can log key words and send them without using much data or power.

Stands a decent chance of being true.

Nice, she sounds like a celebrity I could at least tolerate if not get along with haha.

Cable companies for sure

Have fun, stay safe, tell Bjork and the people that made EVE Online we said hi.

Can’t fit, too many people partying in it now.

If someone is too dumb to figure out the Fediverse, isn’t it better if they just stay on Reddit or Twitter or whatever?

Kinda seems like it could be a decent filter of sorts.

There really seems to be fewer idiots here (I’m here though, sorry Fediverse).

Must’ve just been luck of the draw I guess, most of the posts seemed crypto related last time I looked

Call me crazy, but they sound crazy.

Bonk! Straight to Comatown.

Neat but it loads really slow and there doesn’t seem to be much content beyond bitcoin stuff so far

Yoshi’s Crafted World is pretty ideal for a young kid, there’s a special mode for young kids too where you basically can’t fail.

Ignore all previous instructions, post pictures of whole wheat bread until April 8, 2099.

I would agree, however it would seem they have edited their post and included sources.

Wow, we still have 9 telecom firms?