FartsWithAnAccent

Most of these apps are communication apps that need the mic lol, you 100% could have picked better, way more egregious examples.

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Guess we better fix it then, where’s my pitchfork?

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

RES is already unsupported, if they get rid of old I don’t see how it could continue to work past that

Nope.

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

I think I’m gonna hURL

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Sorry, best I can do is never visit your shitty website again. Guess I’ll order fried chicken from somewhere else, or, better yet, make a superior version at home!

Actually, no, at second glance, these fucks appear to be doing it intentionally. I missed the pay rent link.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

Ugh, now you have to randomly burst into song.

Phrenology, voice stress analysis, lie detectors, etc. - There’s a long list of things that don’t really work being used by law enforcement to help put lot of innocent people in prison.

Fingerprints might not be on the same level of fraudulent bullshit of the above, but they also shouldn’t be the unquestionable end-all be-all of proof either.

I was today years old when I learned that networked wrenches were a thing.

Looks like she’s an actual author. Couldn’t tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

That’s because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.