Especially considering the short kings’ faces are ass-height

This is why you should always take a few essentials in your pack- like a survival blanket. And water. Some snacks. Fire tools. Cocaine.

Noodle noir

“This is probably better than Eowyn’s stew.”

From the position of privilege equality looks like loss

Nature has existed for quite a while. That hike can start at 7am. Or even 8. Or 9.

You want me up to hike at 5am? Let’s just camp in the woods.

“Starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart”

The silver lining of 2024 is watching Kamala’s entire political career implode from her own hubris. She’s now resigned to HRC hot-potato status that only further polarizes the Dem base.

If the Dems had any sense they’d be distancing themselves from her entire campaign, indefinitely.

Content as Product

Unborn babies? You mean fetuses?

Saves on the gravity bill though.

No fucking negotiations. Lay criminal charges on the executive suite and let them experience the American judicial system.

Something is going to push someone over the edge. That’s an untenable scenario.

15 years later

“Hey, the closet shitter is here! Man, remember that time you shit in my closet?”

One of the commonalities of trauma is sharing those traumatic experiences with others and then seeing them look aghast.

“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”

But also the ability to turn it off at will. Otherwise life will become incredibly tedious.

Good points. And that shift in paradigm may have been endurable, but Boomers simultaneously felt the need to castigate young people for not failing upwards, as they did, gaslighting multiple generations for being born into predatory systems that Baby Boomers ushered in.

They voted against the betterment of others at every turn, while reaping the prosperity of their oversized influence for 50 years and then told their children and grandchildren (who, by and large, are MUCH better educated) that we are lazy and underachieving.

They’re the worst generation in American history.

Looking at my newly acquired heavy brass lighter collection

Um, yep.

I would argue that the stereotype is that most Boomer parents did not actually do much “raising.” They had kids out of some sense of obligation and then kept on focusing on themselves.

Boomers, as a cohort, are incredibly narcissistic and obstinate.

That said, I don’t particularly care about an inheritance; I want my Dad to live as long as he can and be happy and healthy.