It’s satire. It’s a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.

Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.

Smoothbrain computing experience

Yeah. The biggest issues I’ve had with it are:

Google Wallet does not load (I use Passes or Catima to download tickets) and tap to pay does not work - Google Pay still works, just not through the app.

Some financial apps don’t work. CapitalOne doesn’t open, but I only need to login once a month to pay my credit card so I just do it on my computer.

My company’s Microsoft Intune setup didn’t work, but they recently restricted it to iPhone only so that’s not relevant anymore.

Few years back I got a Chromebook just to put GalliumOS on it. Google’s hardware honestly has a decent track record for allowing open source operating systems.

Lol. Signed up for Qobuz (super annoying they block all of Proton’s email mask domains), and within 10 minutes I get an email from Spotify that my monthly price is increasing.

your personal recommendations might not be as on point as you’re used to

I see this as an absolute win! The algorithmically personalized playlists always end up just playing the same set of tracks over and over. I want new music that I like, not the same stale playlists.

An optimistic vision for tomorrow

Very happy with GrapheneOS.

I reported OP to the Department of Redundancy Department