I was on the way home Sunday with my kid. Going down a road that’s 30mph. My house is on the left. I run my blinker on to turn into my driveway. A BMW speeds up and tries to pass on my left. Nearly T-Boned me. All I saw was the medallion and a lit-up UBER sign on the dash.
They managed to stop, flip me off, and sped away before I could even get my window down. What the fuck is thier issue?
Party on day 1
Day 2 travel to pay my respects by drinking all the soda and refilling the bottles with my piss.
On the 3rd day, go to the grave and dump all the piss I have accumulated and leave a fresh shit too