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If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.

You can “live” without a motorcycle but are you really alive?

Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey Hello! my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart’s on fire!

Every day is leg day when you’re late for the bus.

The boss makes a hundred while I make a dime. That’s why I…

When someone shows you who they are, believe it the first time.

Also, if everyone you meet is nice, it’s because you’re a nice person. Conversely, if you think everyone’s an asshole, you’re the asshole.

It’s a thing USians can envoke, to not come in to work, when they can’t even. Edit: spelling

I have Lodge cast iron and De Buyer carbon steel and I definitely prefer the carbon steel. I do have non stick for things like eggs or pancakes but they don’t last forever, I get a few years of use. I recently replaced my old Tfal PTFE with Blue Diamond and I’m quite happy with them.

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

I have the same problem with orange juice, there’s hardly any orange in it. It’s like the pork in Pork N Beans.

Portal?

Is cannibalism common among bears?

Avocado’s number.

What are the chances the state legislature overrides the veto?

Paystation

Finding Neverland.