Is she single?

Last time I disappointed two people at the same time was dinner with my parents.

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

Do you sell panties?

You could use the money to replace that cat tree!

I didn’t even see the nails.

Come over those tits?

Make you a fluffernutter.

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

I’d lick it, stick it and impregnate it.

You pick it up, swing it around and toss it right in the asshole from about twenty feet away.

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I’ll give you a promotion to concubine.

Every load should be shot into that pussy though.

I’m a proctologist.

How about eating your ass under the pale moon light?

Those are the best tits on Lemmy.

#nofilter