Well, that side has been itching to start their civil war, and they’re absolutely capable of sacrificing one of their own in order to obtain the license they think they need. Stranger things have happened.

Just in time for WW3.

We live in a society where truth doesn’t mean a damn thing anymore. You know they will spin this in such a way that they actually gain from it, be it by limiting your rights further or by lying to impressionable idiots who then vote for them.

Regardless, objective truth as a marker has lost all its relevance somewhere after 2016.

4 years old, so before the launch of ChatGPT, and so topical. Amazing.

Well, this certainly takes “prove you’re a human” to a next level. As far as I’m aware AIs don’t have any junk yet. Please provide penis or vagina for access

I can (sadly) believe it easily. What gets me every time, though, is that there are people just itching for a chance to unload live ammo on their fellow compatriots. There has never been a shortage of psychopath strongmen who are willing to sacrifice everything (except themselves and their own), but what I simply cannot grasp for the life of me is that there are monsters willing to do that for just a few peanuts a month more than the poor bastard they’re murdering. Yet, there’s tens of thousands of them and they’re queueing up for the chance to do this.

That will simply never compute in my mind. Can’t possibly wrap my limited brain around it, never will.

I identify as somewhat effeminate compared to most other men. I’m not gay or bi, I just don’t like most “macho” culture stuff like sports, fighting, hunting and generally being belligerent evolutionary dead-ends in groups.

I have a wife and son. Sometimes I carry her purse for her in public. Sometimes she’ll paint one of my nails for fun and I let her. Because it is.

It took me a long time to come to grips with myself and to accept myself that particular way, but I’d say I’m doing just a little bit better with that every day.

But it does put your social life in “hard mode” imho. It would be so much easier if I could be as enthousiastic about a piece of pigskin being kicked a certain distance but unfortunately I’m not easily impressed by feats our tree-slinging ancestors would easily destroy all of us in if push came to shove.

Listen, just because you can’t see all the extradimensional entities they protect you from doesn’t mean they’re not working hard at defending your ass.

“Did I do thaaaaat?”

Home of the vodka-fueled cyborgs.

All noted and already in practice - when I mentioned them stealing bell peppers, I meant raw, unprepared ones. I can’t help but laugh my ass off every time I see a cat with a bell pepper dangling from its mouth racing by.

I did right after I filmed the video. He hates it when I do that though.

Hardly surprising from people whose family tree looks more like a circle.

Black cats with a white spot on their chest are my absolute favorite!

He gets the one bite, nothing more. Some of my other cats make a habit out of stealing certain vegetables like bell peppers and eating those. They always barf them back up afterwards.

The amount of respect I have for cats and their absolutely immutable wills is enormous. There is just no telling a cat “no”, I’m not even sure they understand the very concept.

Nah, it’s poking fun at incels and their 4chan jargon.

“Not without insurance little guy!”

Congrats on the IP ban, those are usually reserved for serious offenders. Take it as a badge of honor, honestly.

TikTok has also suspended its live streaming feature in Indonesia “for the next few days”, in a bid to limit potentially inflammatory content amid concerns about live mass mobilisation.

Complicit traitors. No surprise there.