“So much for the tolerant left.” Seems like a lot of effort in art to make a dad joke. Some context as to what prompted the sentiment might help get the message across more effectively.

Per the article, these are Florida asssholes in Maryland. Sounds like wannabe slave catchers to me.

I think the term is “parallel investigation” or parallel construction investigation." I don’t doubt that you are correct though.

I’ll just wait here quietly for Doonesbury to address this.

Catmint condition?

May you recover from your stroke quickly.

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.

So the movie Nope was a documentary?

Aye, English

The Amish have been steadily moving west since they arrived at Ellis Island in 1800. It’s just taken most of them this long to get to Ohio with their approved devil-free transportation.

In another 200 years they may make it as far as Idaho.

There was a kid I knew in middle school who lived a block away from me named Nick.

In May or so of 1994, during our last year of middle school, Nick insisted that Nirvana was “sooooo easy to make fun of.”

He then played the song OP is referencing in it’s entirety while interjecting “but I lied” (and giggling) after every time Kurt sang his denial of gun ownership.