MacN'Cheezus
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You can always take your chances on a blood test…
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America! Want rule of law? That’s premium.21·6 days agoWhoah, what the hell? I thought I could just coast along forever contributing nothing to society while others do all the work for me… damn fascism!
I TEACH YOU THE SUPERMAN. Man is something that is to be surpassed. What have ye done to surpass man?
All beings hitherto have created something beyond themselves: and ye want to be the ebb of that great tide, and would rather go back to the beast than surpass man?
What is the ape to man? A laughing-stock, a thing of shame. And just the same shall man be to the Superman: a laughing-stock, a thing of shame.
Ye have made your way from the worm to man, and much within you is still worm. Once were ye apes, and even yet man is more of an ape than any of the apes. Even the wisest among you is only a disharmony and hybrid of plant and phantom. But do I bid you become phantoms or plants?
Lo, I teach you the Superman!
The Superman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: The Superman SHALL BE the meaning of the earth!
I conjure you, my brethren, REMAIN TRUE TO THE EARTH, and believe not those who speak unto you of superearthly hopes! Poisoners are they, whether they know it or not.
Despisers of life are they, decaying ones and poisoned ones themselves, of whom the earth is weary: so away with them! Once blasphemy against God was the greatest blasphemy; but God died, and therewith also those blasphemers. To blaspheme the earth is now the dreadfulest sin, and to rate the heart of the unknowable higher than the meaning of the earth!
Once the soul looked contemptuously on the body, and then that contempt was the supreme thing:—the soul wished the body meagre, ghastly, and famished. Thus it thought to escape from the body and the earth.
Oh, that soul was itself meagre, ghastly, and famished; and cruelty was the delight of that soul!
But ye, also, my brethren, tell me: What doth your body say about your soul? Is your soul not poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency?
Verily, a polluted stream is man. One must be a sea, to receive a polluted stream without becoming impure.
Lo, I teach you the Superman: he is that sea; in him can your great contempt be submerged.
What is the greatest thing ye can experience? It is the hour of great contempt. The hour in which even your happiness becometh loathsome unto you, and so also your reason and virtue.
The hour when ye say: “What good is my happiness! It is poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency. But my happiness should justify existence itself!”
The hour when ye say: “What good is my reason! Doth it long for knowledge as the lion for his food? It is poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency!”
The hour when ye say: “What good is my virtue! As yet it hath not made me passionate. How weary I am of my good and my bad! It is all poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency!”
The hour when ye say: “What good is my justice! I do not see that I am fervour and fuel. The just, however, are fervour and fuel!”
The hour when ye say: “What good is my pity! Is not pity the cross on which he is nailed who loveth man? But my pity is not a crucifixion.”
Have ye ever spoken thus? Have ye ever cried thus? Ah! would that I had heard you crying thus!
It is not your sin—it is your self-satisfaction that crieth unto heaven; your very sparingness in sin crieth unto heaven!
Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which ye should be inoculated?
Lo, I teach you the Superman: he is that lightning, he is that frenzy!
They forgot the garlic sauce?
How to ensure no male customer with any self respect ever returns to your establishment.
In hopes that St. Snoop Doog would soon be thizzle
Not a creatizzle was stirring, not even a mizzle
I mean, I would think so? If it’s moderately tidy you can still use the “best effort” excuse. If it’s super tidy you’re either a woman or a serial killer (or both I guess).
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some people just want to see the world burnEnglish5·9 months agoYou guys should be roommates at the clink.
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some people just want to see the world burnEnglish16·9 months agoRight there in the picture, are you blind or what?
Precisely
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my ketchup ambitions have been ruinedEnglish18·9 months agoBelieve it or not, right to jail.
Fuck, that took me a while.
I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.
Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?
You let me know when you’ve come up with a better idea then.
My heartfelt condolences :(
The mod log certainly helps, because it leaves a public trail of evidence for each ban, but it ultimately still depends on the server admin, because they are in charge of choosing their mods. But at least no one can ban you from the platform entirely, at worst you can get banned from an entire instance.