Bring the East Coast too. We’ll be Canadas sideburns with the West.

It thought it was Eggbama’s fault.

They’ve really streamlined the process.

I found the reason on Wikipedia

“The bald eagle is an opportunistic feeder.”

It’s the bird the US leadership most identifies with.

Can we start slapping “Student Driver” bumper stickers on these?

What is this, the Vitruvian Spider-Man?

Time to add another hole to the Bible belt.

I’d also probably care a lot less about buying them.

My wife was my former coworker, and I couldn’t be happier. Do what makes you happy - random internet strangers should have little to no input on your life decisions.

He did drain the swamp. A swamp is a diverse, important ecosystem which he bulldozed and replaced with a shitty hotel.

I have played two full play-throughs, and a few half passed play-throughs. RDR2 is an absolute masterpiece that made me feel way more than I ever expected a video game to.

Nah, EPA.

Grandmoms are special. ❤️

Oh he’ll help end the genocide alright. You can’t genocide a people that’s already wiped off the planet.

Like hell they aren’t. They’re the most protected class.

Looking at the picture above, hoods seem to count. If not, then half of them don’t apply to the rule.

One year later (looking through my comments) - how did it go?

Hank Scorpio did nothing wrong.

Lich McConnell has hidden phylacteries throughout all of Middle Earth America.

Bald Eagles are the US national bird, elephants are the Republican mascot, and Donkeys are the Democrat mascot. The subject here is a parody of the Gadsden Flag, which is linked in the other comment.