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One by Metallica, Ratamahatta by Sepultura, The Trooper by Iron Maiden are all up there

Special mention for Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal

I’d like a McUpskirt combo

Sir, this is a Burger King

What are the odds that a Viking raider wore this ring ironically?

That’s a typo, the cat is named “Muff In”

Grab em by the privacy

Noooo…

Or a kettle bell

Them getting engaged is like the worst case Ontario

Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

Are the rumors true that there has been a revolt, and Poland will henceforth be known as Tinkywinkyland?

Nice try Zuck

I think I’ll ignore this

This guy frets

Their individual special opinions tip their score from ‘good’ to ‘bad’ for reasons that other people probably wouldn’t care about, is my point.

More like stupris, amirite

Does your user name mean that you’re a lover of misspelling ready?

When the point of a fun website is finally and forever lost. Welcome to the bots and ads show!

I’ve found the same thing, critic scores are harder to use as predictors because there is too much variance between their individual special opinions about the importance of character development vs the average user enjoying a movie for what it is. Obviously crap is crap, but a 56% critic and 82% user score is usually more appealing than vice versa