My little finger is the same size as my wife’s index finger. Not all phones for in one hand.

Trump is going to take over the manufacturing plant.

Anything is done because of national security. It’s like how it’s legal to park anywhere, as long as you have your warning lights on. /s

Years. If not decades. You did this to yourself.

My wife subscribes to Imgur…

Got a link to it on thingiverse?

Her children could be executed in front of her, and she’d still support it. This is the true TDS.

I’d never played it before two years ago, when I took LSD. Jesus Christ, how I laughed and enjoyed myself, and considering to do it again!

You really want to see men’s penis so they can prove they’re male? I can take a picture of you don’t believe me, though, it’s weird, but I’ll do it.

Shown in this study, men should sit due to the splashback, which will travel throughout the bathroom, and will land on your toothbrush, where bacteria will grow (tip: keep your toothbrush in a cupboard or similar).

Risk of prostate enlargement (study, which can also lead to UTIs.

Yes, I am, because people should do what’s healthy for them. It’s not like I don’t stand when I’m out in the woods/in public toilets/in my garden (for the plants), but sitting let’s more urine out, making less of a mess of those small droplets than you can’t get out.

On that note, after you’ve pissed, try dragging your finger from underneath your balls and forward towards your balls - you’ll be surprised how much urine you’ll push out!

I’d recommend that you sit, just because it’s healthier for you. But you do you!

Men who stand to piss has never had to clean the bathroom. It’s standard in Germany to sit when pissing. It’s also healthy for men, so if you’re standing, especially at home, sit the fuck down!

I can confirm that it was Joel Michael Singer. Joel Michael Singer was the guy in the video about Joel Michael Singer. We must not forget Joel Michael Singer.

It takes more energy to project someone into the sun than away from it. Let’s not waste more resources than required, just shoot them into space.

I remember having one in Norway, where the location was at a waterfront. Their dough tasted like it was bathed in saltwater 🤮

They do have one heavier weighted person, so not all are starving.

I honestly believe North Korea is the least obese country in the world!

Science: “Look, we’re destroying the earth, and this graph explains it.”

Shareholders: “Great job. Now for the next fiscal year, line must go up, so continue what you’re doing if you want to keep your job to survive, else, we’ll take our money and give it to someone who can make the line go up.”

You do‽ I had no idea. And it’d be great if the standard for USB-C was more than form only.