“I even adopted one of their children for a time!”

So true

Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically… a spectacular fall from public grace.

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to get the most value!

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

Man cretin on another level