Niiiice

Thank you, my objection has been withdrawn.

Reported for not being marked ‘mature’.

I didn’t really report him guys c’mon…

Hmm, probably Vermilion by Slipknot, either part is fine…

Kate Beckinsale

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I do now!

Where’s the flusher?!

Reilly: Dary, do you know how many dudes are jerking off to your girlfriend right now? Yew! Jonesy: Wait, I actually know the answer. Yew. Sixteen point one thousand. Yew!

Ray, You didn’t see 60 bucks lyin’ around did ya bud?

Messi is the GOAT.

Gorillaz - Melancholy Hill is awesome.

I believe there should be slide sheets/ sleds and/or evacuation chairs in place for this.

Football Manager for sure, although I do enjoy playing it equally.

Yeah, but he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.

Eww, no thanks.

Edward Cullen