It’s amazing how we’re all told growing up there’s no black and white good and evil. The world doesn’t really have vampires and villains, just people who disagree on what’s right. I’m surprised he hasn’t painted the White House black yet.

(Yes, I know, but gold doesn’t fit the metaphor)

Or he has contractors in there without getting clearance because it’s slow, and he does what he wants and then lies about it like a toddler.

And so maybe you fire a shot in the air to scare anyone, if you are that insanely paranoid. Clearly he could see that someone was running AWAY from him if he hit a moving target at 11pm, and there’s a neighbor wittness, so it couldn’t have been pitch black in the middle of nowhere.

Well maybe not for an 11 y/o, but sure, high school boys are rarely any more grown up.

I’m very very glad I grew up in basically a 90’s teen drama town, where most people probably didn’t even own hunting rifles, or one newer than 100 years old. I mean, I’m not glad for other reasons, but right now I am.

Yes, of course. I’m certainly glad I never got shot for worse shit, believe me. But shooting someone for ringing your doorbell is about 300 levels up. At least I could imagine getting a warning shot at the sky for smashing a window.

And I’m not implying these kids must have done anything other than ring bells and go laugh as someone opens the door to no one. Kids do both.

The child is just a stock photo model. https://depositphotos.com/model/254557660.html?offset=300 , https://depositphotos.com/model/254557660.html?offset=100 He’s not having anyone pose, he just took a few thumbnail images and sent them. What’s funny though, is he could have taken a bunch of these and given me the different angles and shots I asked for, and a lot of them look more natural and candid. But he’s not even that smart.

Yes, amongst fights when I thought about it I tried and figured out the button. Then he wasn’t really locking on easily, and sometimes he just like, can’t start it after rolling or something, and then I get blasted. A few times doing that, and I got pissed and made this because everyone’s carrying the damn thing and I was just in prison. Why the holy fuck has no one daned to mention the goddamn chainsaw on everyone’s gun? So, really this is just a rant about design.

thank you. FINALLY. These guys have like no academic curiosity.

I’m not saying anything whatsoever would warrant this, but were the kids at least, like, throwing eggs? Knocking the mailbox over? To fire a weapon at someone for ringing your bell is just so unhinged that how could he even make it that far?

I guess I could just give him a bullshit mailing address. I was just going to let it go another couple days, then ask why he can’t just send me a few Shutterstock images, and go to hell. But committing even fictional fraud with a Cashier’s check is probably unwise.

Too much of the wording is the same as other scripts, and there is absolutely no reason to ask for a bank name for a banker’s check, it’s just so they don’t use the same one on their counterfeit, and get found out too quickly.

Also there is no way his daughter is a professional child model, but he needs to troll Art Station to get a portrait, and has no other photos, and he says they’re supposed to be a “surprise” for his daughter who literally posed for them. Lol wut. And there’s plenty more of them online, but he can only give me 3 thumbnails.

He hasn’t actually answered one my very logical questions. Don’t you think a real dad would say something like “oh good point about lens distortion/facial structure, I’ll ask my wife about that” or at least “What’s lens distortion”? He’s not suspicious, he’s going phishing.

And I will report him, thank you. That’s certainly a way to bone him.

I think in my next reply, I’ll casually mention watching the Bee Keeper, where Jason Statham slaughters his way through an entire Gov’t phishing conspiracy, because they caused his friend to commit suicide.

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I actually did play it on XBox back in the day, I just don’t remember anything. But yeah, I’m re-learning that pretty quick. Still though, the chainsaw is pretty awesome, why not explain it?

I mean, I’m pretty sure. I guess maybe there may have been a pop-up message I never noticed, but Dom explaining these new guns with friggin chainsaws on them, like, with his words, woulda been nice. I did figure out it’s O or B eventually, but I keep running up to people, pressing the button while he fails to start it, or lock on, then get blasted.

So on PS5, it’s the O button, and X is run. I need to press both at the same time?

You know what? Search engines have become all but useless. I’ve been happy to let ChatGPT comb through the net for me. The other day I spent a good two hours searching for one single dimension for a pretty common item. I was on the verge of tears, when I asked Chat GPT and got the answer in 10 seconds, and a confirmation that most sources just skip it.

I am an American living in America, still looks weird.

“Gray” with an A looks so wrong to my eyes. I don’t think I ever see it used normally.