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In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.

Donate to a local food bank, homeless shelter, meals on wheels. Styrofoam containers can be used to store or transport hot or cold foods to those in need.

Yup, I got to see my parents. I haven’t been able to make the 8 hour drive for a few years do to medical reasons, so it’s been a very merry Christmas.

I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics

Browning makes a 1911 in .380, it’s an 80% scale of a .45 1911.

As a resident of Nebraska I really hope enough people make this mistake or assume it’s Tom’s son and vote for him out of husker pride that he gets elected. But realistically Debby is gunna win again

This.

My parents were very open and honest about their drug use and the use of their friends and family. I set rules for myself and never got truly in trouble, I’ve definitely made dumb mistakes, but I’m definitely better off then some of my friends.

The only thing that my dad said that was really dumb was “it’s your choice, you can have chicks and cars or dudes and drugs”. At the time, I had almost no friends, never really had friends up until then. Growing up with severe socal and separation anxiety will do that. I didn’t really care about cars, chicks did drugs, so why not have some dudes too.

Edit: spelling

That definitely makes sense

Yea,I know very little about phycology and nothing about sociology, so this was very enlightening.

You make a good point

Good point, I didn’t think about that

I’ve been wondering this for a while, wouldn’t you want your candidate to poll poorly so more people who otherwise wouldn’t vote and also prefer your candidate go out and vote? Wouldn’t higher polling numbers cause people to rest assured their candidate will win and then not worry about voting? Obviously polls mean nothing, go out and vote

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

Yoda: “Things, I hate”

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.

“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”

I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.

Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.

Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.

I wish you the best!

“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug

JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

sorry for yelling

Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife