Most people assume they are the smartest person in the room and philosophers are well known to think they are smart so no one likes someone thinking they are smarter than you.

A slice of pizza

Red rising

The rest will argue amongst themselves about why gamma always gets the laurel

Someone asked if a prisoner being resuscitated has finished serving their life sentence, I said you have to be irrevocably dead, admins said that promotes violence.

If it were a legitimate lynching he wouldn’t be pregnant

Isn’t the first panel supposed to be one person

They might need the plane at the other airport anyway

No you should talk about them.

We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.

Anything invented before you turn 15 is just how the world works.

Anything invented between the ages of 15 and 30 is revolutionary and groundbreaking and you should pursue a career in it.

Anything invented after you turn 30 goes against the natural order of things.

Of course only one of them has to share their power

“Even” the NRA? They’re the last ones who would support a gun ban.

Bullet by Hollywood undead

Eleven is grown up with a kid and the show hasn’t gotten to season five yet.

And I thought it was a long way down the road to the chemist

Not a new concept, slot machines already offer this

They’re in Jacksonville

Before the API thing there was only one “am I the asshole” subreddit.

Wouldn’t he still answer no?