The whole War Music album was a bit hit-or-miss for me, but Malfire is a classic.

Trollfest puts on such a fucking great show.

This way they get to decide which people they spend it on.

What do you think he was doing down there?

As if I needed another reason to hate Teixeira.

No joke we actually had barbed wire fence around my high school. Magnetically sealed doors and cops stationed at the only entrance they didn’t lock all day.

The nicest people in the world cosplaying as the meanest.

*defenestrated

The whole Xmas With the Vandals album is great. Shoutout to the Angry Snowmans, too.

Well don’t tell me it’s got a damn plot twist. Defeats the point.

I would strongly vote for Our Mrs Reynolds for best Firefly episode.

Scary that our only hope is that they trip over their own incompetence as they sprint towards fascism.

Turn signal before brakes is my golden rule.

Fuck that. I’m buying every banana I can get my hands on.

The RF key fob very slowly drains the battery if you’re within 10-15 feet of the car.

This is another thing I’m worried about. All of these people protesting will get arrested and prosecuted by whichever corrupt partisan motherfucker ends up being AG. All of a sudden the most passionate and active leftists have a felony conviction and can’t vote.

I agree with your order, though I haven’t seen Hollywood. If your taste continues to match mine, you would probably put Django and Hateful somewhere around 5 and 6.

There’s a fan theory that Tarantino has actually made two different series, splitting at Basterds. That’s why some of his movies are more grounded, and some are more cartoonishly violent. The theory goes that the events in Basterds created an alternate universe where violence in movies is way more socially acceptable. The more grounded movies (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc) are set in our universe, while the more cartoonish ones (Kill Bills, Death Proof, etc) are set in the alternate universe.

Kinda interesting theory, and I definitely prefer the grounded ones to the alternate universe films.

Drink too much, work too much, eat a diet consisting mostly of cheese and carbs. Stay in half-decent shape by putting in 14-hour days at a physical job.

Basically just circling the drain.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

It’s a term for awkward Northern Europeans.

It still bugs me that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme.