Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party’s first slot Pokémon every single time… Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

I bims, 1 Kauderwelsch

Ocean “currents”? I ain’t never seen no goddamn “currents” in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin’ these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin’ trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

Wie wo was “neutrum”!? Was haben sich die Regenbogenleute da jetzt wieder ausgedacht??? Es gibt 2!!! Geschlechter, MANN und FRAU! Das ist einfache BILOLOGIE!!!1!

Plastik altert nicht?

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

Both are nasty! One tastes like gooey mud that someone else had already eaten once before and the other gives you stomach aches and makes you shit uncontrollably.

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So where are we at right now?

“We didn’t bomb the hospital, Hamas did. And even if we bombed the hospital, Hamas used it as a base. And even if they didn’t, a some of them were in there. And even if they weren’t, there were Hamas tunnels under the hospital.”

I wonder what’s next

Mit angelsächsischem Benutzernamen sollte man sich bei sowas eher nicht das Maul zerreißen. Erst mal vor der eigenen Türe kehren 😉

“The schlong choses the wizard”

You’ve got it all wrong! It was actually an incredibly genius move, as the writers knew that after 7 seasons of twists, turns and surprises, the audience wouldn’t really be phased by any characters death anymore. We’d become so accustomed to sudden character deaths that watching GoT became the literal incarnation of “expect the unexpected” and you can’t shock people who are just waiting for it to happen. So what did the showrunners do? They did the only thing nobody expected, assassinated the only target they knew would still get a reaction out of people after all this time - they killed off the show itself.

Well, since those former colonies can’t quite work it out on their own, maybe they should just be brought back into their respective empires again? 🤔

In other news: cats are now in talks to join the mouse rights movement

Ich hab nen Freund, der hat das Universum erschaffen und ist unsichtbar. Und wenn ich brav genug bin und ihn oft genug darum bitte, dann erfüllt er mir Wünsche. Aber wenn ich böse bin, dann lässt er mich nach meinem Tod auf ewig die schlimmste Folter erleiden, weil er mich liebt!

15 years and counting

Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it’s not just something he made up lol

Sushi must’ve nene invented by a poor student

“Man, I’m hungry. What do I have left? Let’s see… cold rice, soy sauce, a few small chunks of fish from yesterday and there’s some seaweed growing in the fish tank? There has to be a way to turn this into something!”