Trump can’t surf!

From my chubby, chalky hands.

Schrodinger’s GE garage bulb.

I don’t care how much my kids calls me an old fart, I don’t think I will ever attach a payment method to a watch.

This is the smallest bill I have, please break it for me.

He didn’t do anything wrong, at least not more so than you or me, he’s just not funny anymore. And his serious stuff was always very meh.

He didn’t keep up with the times.

“I AM the Senate!”

Less politically-charged humor, more weird, random shit like this.

I thought the name “Alligator Alcatraz” was just an in-joke. They made a fucking road sign!

That would explain why Abel was only around for a limited time.

It was dying of natural causes when he bought it. Elon just held a pillow over its face to speed things up.

Those last two panels were uncalled for, but glorious.

I’m concerned that they had some AI comb their database and it recovered OP’s email address, couldn’t find a matching name, but re-added it to the mailing list none-the-less.

They just changed your username to DELETED?

This would be funny if it wasn’t so concerning.

Could she BE any more guilty?

The USS Relax-your-thighs

When you’re so aware of why you’re messed up that it makes your therapist question their own understanding of things.

And Ryan Renolds wearing a knit Christmas sweater.

This one feels like PBF.

Me in my 40s, who’s been feeling this way since my teens: