Be kind, rewind.

My local video store would hit you with a $1 fee if you didn’t rewind your tape when you returned it.

Considering half of Gen Z isn’t even legal drinking age yet, this isn’t too surprising.

I remember years ago seeing a list of the “most expensive liquids in the world”, and black printer ink was near the top of the list.

Other things on the list were scorpion venom, cobra venom, crab blood, insulin, things of that nature.

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Pete Davidson is gonna play him in the shitty movie, isn’t he?

Have you considered upgrading to Proton Lux™?

I used an Ethernet cord for what they made me set up, then unplugged that and have never connected it again.

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

I haven’t gotten a good fear boner in a while, honestly.

So, how is this one?

I haven’t played an AC game since Origins, although I really liked the series back in the day.

I hear this new one is more like the older games and that it plays somewhat similar to the new Hitman games? Is it worth checking out? I’m sure it’ll be on sale soon for Black Friday.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.