Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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Dark Matter deserved its final season! We were robbed!
1·4 months agoWouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?
15·4 months agoAh yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble
18·5 months agoGotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding
WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?
Just needs a napkin hanky tucked into that pocket.
Do you screech while diving on the approach, too?
We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.
Cliff’s Notes. Book version of male enhancement.
It’s a delicate balance!
I’m surrounded by assholes!
If I give you another $75 will you start monologuing about tomatoes? Double if you’ll do it while dressed as a giant tomato.